About German

  • What do you call a pissed off German?   – Sauerkraut.
  • What do you call a Blind German?    -A Not see
  • “Two Martinis, bitte.”
    “Dry?”
    “Nein, I said TWO!”
  • What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a German?    -A Beaner-Schnitzel.
  • What lies between fear and sex?   -Fünf.
  • What does it mean when a cow is nicer than a woman?   – You are in Germany!”
  • Whats the difference between a smart German and a unicorn? Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
  • What’s a german’s favorite number?   – Nein!
  •  Where do germs go on vacation?   – To Germany.
  • What’s the difference between German striker Miroslav Klose and a puppy?   – A puppy will eventually stop whining.
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